hello i cant force u to read my carrd and i dont rly care but if u want to its right here and i promise its not one of the ones thats a goddamn labyrinth

oldinterneticons:

Can I have an aspirin and a weapon of some kind to kill people with

charlottan:

charlottan:

call me a pokemon trainer the way ive got little cratures in my balls or something

whatever

explorezip said: live polychaete worm reaction

marinebiologyshitposts:

NO WAY

teabree-shark:

grillmasterxbbq:

sordidsights:

I go to goth taco bell and I order the bauhaus blast

yuneu:

every girl should be given a 6tb hard drive for free so she can store her little collection of illegally obtained 4k ultra hd movies

totopopopo:

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

mousegirlheart:

mousegirlheart:

🐁← so scared

🐁← everyone wants to eat her

atlas-sharted: